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Blackpool is a town in the North West full of tramps and run down flats. Walk down Central Drive and you’ll be met with prostitutes, crackpots and a shit ton of pedophiles. The ‘Blackpool Boys’ shit it from Fleetwood and get banged by a group of Fy7 girls. They can’t fight without bringing their deadly kitchen knives along with them. Two Words For It ‘FUCK FY1’.
‘Can tell they’re from Blackpool’
by The Fy1 Destroyer March 2, 2019
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Blackpool pier

Having doggy sex with someone who's so born and bred in Blackpool that when they breath you can smell that sweet mixture of sea salt and shit on their breath.
'ar kid reckons she's half preston but i'm sure as shit stinks it was blackpool pier. innit.
by The Shockmaster July 27, 2004
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Blacktooth

Dimebag Darrel's alcoholic beverage of choice. It consists of a shot of rum with a splash of Coke.
After drinking a Blacktooth, one might say "Blacktooooth!!"
by Hanzee92 December 9, 2012
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Blackpool

A town in the north east known for its sea being dirtier than a sewer
Most of the kids either live at maccies or smoke fags everyday
Blackpool tower is the snide eifel tower
Let’s go get blazed in blackpool
by Cured.Chicken November 24, 2018
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blackpoolish

The language that the scruffs in blackpool talk with there not so stylish sheep like perms
I can speak blackpoolish
by Anonymous2345674 August 1, 2019
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Blackpool

Town full of wettys n boys carrying knifes thinking there ten men when there just little low life’s there pyscho paths they are gonna get banged by fy7 but Blackpool just think there solid it’s a bunch of crackheads n needles lying about.
Blackpool is full of tramps.
by blackpoolboizthinkingthereit December 11, 2019
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Blackmoose

A magical and universal word that should be used sparingly, saying it too often may disrupt the chi flow of the universe and incite a world event. The word can be used as a valid/rational response, rhetorical device or word said while nodding your head when you can't say anything. It can also be used in the event of a misunderstanding and/or to counter a ridiculous poll or statement made by a person pandering a crowd to name nothing through a vote on behalf of something that is not tangible, certain or clearly defined with comic relief.
Example 1:

Sayaucat said, "Blackmoose." when Nopal kept on insisting that he was going to name his millennium falcon, "Po" instead of "Sven" and that we should vote for it.

Example 2:

Person 1: When i purchase a millennium falcon next year should i name it Skadoosh or Tarboosh? i'm going to name it Skadoosh but you guys should totally vote! Here's an urban dictionary definition on what Skadoosh means:

Person 2: Skadoosh.

Person 3: Tarboosh.

Person 4: Millennium Falcon?

Person 5: Blackmoose.

Example 3:

Person 1: Family vote for millennium falcon's name:

1. Sven
2. Po

i want to go with Po because it's awesome! because of (reason x,y,z) but i'm going to include sven here so you guys can choose.

Person 2: Po!

Person 3: Sven!

Person 2: What does Po mean?

Person 1: According to urban dictionary it means "the word said when you preform an act of something that is awesome and you win all the time and.."

Person 2: Hell yeah!

Person 4: Blackmoose.

Example 4:

Person 1: Stop saying Blackmoose it's going to trigger another pandemic.

Person 2: Blackmoose.

Breaking News: An asteroid appeared out of nowhere and is heading towards earth! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

The estimated time of arrival is 6 days. God have mercy on our weary souls.

Person 3: I don't wanna miss a thing.

Person 2: Blackmoose.

Breaking News: Appparently there was a malfunction at the observatory and we repeat. The world is not ending. Thank god.

Person 1: See what i mean.

Person 2: Blackmoose.
by Urban Definitions Reloaded September 13, 2020
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