batman

Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by Catwoman July 19, 2003

I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

bitania

Better translated as (Bethany) Bitania's are typically very beautiful. They are quiet, yet love to talk. Full if compassion, and creativity. They think ALOT. They seem to have a great fashion taste, and have perfectionist tendancies. Great girl, with a very good heart and sense of humor. Also, very witty, and full of curiosity.

Bitania is so mysterious, I can't exactly pin-point what I love about her but I do.

by BummbleBee November 7, 2013

Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham

i love batman games but this one this one in particular IS NOT GOOD Basically in some levels your not even batman this game should be called Lego Justice league like common. it dose have more characters better graphics but that's every game this shouldn't be a Lego Batman Game (DLC's good tho).

Bro1: bro wanna play Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.
Bro2: No Bro i don't want to play any more stupid Lego Games.

by Legobatman2139 October 6, 2020

the goddamn batman

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"

From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

by Contravene July 9, 2007

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

by Dragor July 9, 2016