bisexual

being bisexual means you are a hot indecisive mess—not about your sexuality, but about whether you want to be cottagecore or grunge. whether you want a hot asf vampire bad girl or a down-to-earth soft artsy boy. either way, you are emotionally unstable and touch-starved <3

Dumb person: You’re bisexual?That’s so cool! I support you!
The Bi: Thanks!! :)
Dumb person: Wanna have a threesome with me and my gf?
The Bi: >:(

The Bi: Why can’t to satisfy her by yourself?

by odd_frog_out May 22, 2021

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021

bisexual

there are many different types of bisexuals:

you like men AND women sexually AND romantically
you like men sexually only; you like women sexually and romantically
you like women sexually only; you like men sexually and romantically

I am bisexual and honest with myself and others, even if society tries to put me into a box.

by Canadian_Lynx2006 May 26, 2006

Bisexual Girl

most Bisexual Girls tends to fall for every girl she meets yet has very specific standards for guys. It can be very annoying and you are constantly told to "pick a side". Dyed front hair, cuffed jeans, button ups, Sweater Weather, Girl in Red, eyebrow slits, nose rings and awkward peace signs is the starter pack for you average bi girl.

Some Guy; Bro do you see her jeans?
Other Guy; Yeah bro she's Bisexual Girl have you met her gf?

by a depressed bi bitch January 10, 2021

bisexual dogpile

a pile of girls and guys fucking

Craig: lets have an {orgy} with these bitches

Steve: How bout a bisexual dogpile

by KuntKandyKid May 1, 2015

Ur dog bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay AND your dad lesbian

Kim: ur mom gay
Susan: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur dog bisexual

Kim and Susan die
@willoww.exe

by Okk.willow March 13, 2018

As a bisexual man..

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."

*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021