Bird Fever

A condition brought on by repeated blunders and failures in rapid succession, in which the victim can't help but continue failing and blundering. Often dangerous, Bird Fever spirals out of control and can not be stopped with out intervention or removal from the situation. With out help the condition can lead to injury and embarrassment. In rare cases it can be fatal.

When the lunch rush hit, he caught Bird Fever and spilled hot grease down his leg.

Uh-oh, looks like Leroy caught Bird Fever. Better go help him out before shit gets extra fucked up.

by foodspook October 5, 2010

Biddie Magnetism

When a guy has the power to attract girls who are available( not seeing anyone) It is quite obvious if one has " biddie magnetism." The guy in question puts out little to no effort when picking up girls, they always come to him, hence Biddie MAGNETISM.

Gene: Yo I don't know why Adam gets so many ladies...
Erb: Well, Gene Adam's got biddie magnetism
Gene: OH
Erb: Look at him over there those two girls over there are all over him
Girl 1: Lets go somewheres private
Girl 2: Damm girl, yous onto something
Adam: CHYA its all thanks to my biddie magnetism

by SerBlue December 5, 2009

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

odd bird

1. Somebody who's not cut from the same cloth as most normal people
2. A weirdo

1. I think he's a funny guy, but he's an odd bird sometimes.

by detectivequin October 30, 2014

give the bird

flip/give somebody the bird
to make a very impolite sign by raising your middle finger towards someone in order to show that you are angry with them

If he shout at me like that I will give the bird to him.

by Aleksey again November 3, 2013

Bird ass bitch

a girl that is weird as fuck for no reason, a girl that stays talking shit about the next person, ain’t got shit going for herself, or a girl that is obsessed/stuck on her ex

She’s a bird ass bitch. Always talking about the next person.

by A bomb ass bitch, period! October 19, 2018

mississippi birdbath

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008