Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand

Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.

by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021

Bilbo Baggins

A sock full of sand.

I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.

by CLOBESTANTINE January 29, 2021

dirty bilbo

When you shit so hard you cum into 10 women at once getting them all pregnant and having inercourse with all of them at one time smearing you massive shit all over them

I'm gonna pull a dirty bilbo tonight

by Peodeo September 8, 2021

Bilboes

Shackles that are supposed to restrain prisoners by their ankles-similar to handcuffs.

Person1:Jeez did you here what happened to my older brother? He got put in prison for participating in a gang war! I even got to see his bilboes!!! Person2:Really!!?!?!? That's so cool! How much time till they let him loose on the streets again!??! Person1:I don't really know lol

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 May 2, 2018

Bilbo baggin

When a dude flips his lady upside and facing him. Her face it strategically placed level with his junk. She then tea bags his balls while he smells her feet. That’s the only bilbo baggins.

I bilbo bagginsed that ho and her feet smelled like dead skunk on a hot august night. It was awesome!

by Irene golden January 16, 2019

Bilbo baggers

A very annoying guy who sweats games but is a god to his step sister,likes to squat on his console

bilbo baggers is bilbo baggers

by fortnite-ninja-god May 14, 2021

Bilboed

To look in your pockets for an item, to find its not there, and then begin to frantically search everywhere to finally find said item was in your pocket all along.

I just spent five minutes looking in my room for my key and it was in my pocket the whole time! I bilboed out, big time!

by Basil Johnson October 27, 2011