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Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"
by Blumpster August 20, 2013
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fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
by Maga! January 22, 2021
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The man who’s been in office for almost 50 years and hasn’t done anything. He’s also very racist and doesn’t like the LGBTQ+ community
OMG! Joe Biden just called us a waste of air. He said we’re not black if we don’t vote for him. FUCK JOE BIDEN
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Bidey senses

When someone bisexual is able to identify other people who aren't straight. A little bit like Gaydar. Makes reference to Spider Man's "Spidey senses".
Person 1: *sees* a stranger --"Wow, my Bidey senses are DEFINITELY tingling!"
by tbhidk123 May 26, 2017
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Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?
by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018
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brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."
by Swinky June 1, 2009
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Yard Bidet

Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?

Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 5, 2012
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