Brace Yourself

Phrase used when something unbelievable wonderful is about to happen to someone else or even to yourself and without this warning the person's heart might stop -- at least for a moment!"

"Brace yourself, you're about to get the ride of your life!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018

braces

Medieval Torture Devices that prevent you from both eating properly and speaking.

We gave him braces for 2 years. That should teach him not to steal.

by matchewg April 18, 2006

Braces

Painful shards of concentrated hell cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. They are put there by sadistic psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. Even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. It cannot be that easy, as you must wear a retainer for at least an eternity.

Braces are concentrated pain.

by ThisPseudonymIsMine August 26, 2014

Braced

Braced is a term used to describe the act of getting ready and put together. You can also use it to describe someone looking "braced."

"Alright let me just get showered and braced and then I'll come over"

"Damn that guy over there is looking hella braced"

by Lolhihoe February 21, 2015

braceface

A person with metal wires in their mouth

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Bracejob

A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.

Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"

Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"

Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"

by errnburn April 14, 2011

braces

black and decker pecker wreckers...

She cant give him head... shes got braces.

by Emily November 17, 2003