Bezosphobe

Someone who is a conspiracy theorist and believes that Amazon is stealing their information, thus being scared of Jeff Bezos.

Mate, Tara is a Bezosphobe stay away from her or she'll tell you all her theories.

by Zakazouli April 28, 2020

bezosmode

Boss mentality coming from Toronto.

"Yo JFTC is on bezosmode rn"

by Kitohcysp November 20, 2020

bezos

to hoard something.
to hoard something of necessity that you have too much of to expend

I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.

by AngryOlive December 24, 2020

bezospvp

better than bidenpvp

bezospvp is better than bidenpvp

by twicenicemc August 25, 2021

Bezosian

Phallic, or penis-like. From the root Bezos, maker of penis-shaped rockets.

Gosh, James, your snowman is very Bezosian.

by wild_mage January 17, 2022

Jeff bezos

Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

by Almosteverythingcomics December 15, 2022

Jeffery Bezos

The most incredible, sexy, beautiful man alive

I love Jeffery Bezos, I don't know how anyone couldn't!

by ThePersonLivingInUrWalls December 24, 2022