When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
Get the Jeff bezosmug. Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
Get the Jeff Bezosmug. by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023
Get the Johng bezosmug. 1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
Get the Bezosmug. A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.
The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
by caughtjesta October 5, 2021
Get the Bezos bottlemug. by josebezos July 26, 2022
Get the Jose Bezosmug. A Bezo is a type of person that puts an astonishingly unneeded amount of effort into winning in a video game.
by koopii November 9, 2022
Get the Bezomug.