beard law

The one who has the bigger beard has the right of way.

The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!

A man (bearded) and a boy (the un-bearded) walk up to a door at the same time,

Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!

by MURF September 15, 2013

Kodiak Bear

The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.

“Bro dosent know about the Kodiak bear 😭💀”

by Heisenbone October 4, 2023

winter bear

a floofy haired bear with a majestic voice

emma:" wow look at taehyung"
Brianna:" aww cutie he can be my winter bear"

by ur mom lmao:) December 30, 2019

Foo Bear

A black Pug that is attached to its momma and has separation anxiety issues.

I tried to go to the store but my Foo Bear had a fit.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021

Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Bear cuddle

Being cuddle by/cuddling with a large, bear-sized man all through the night.

We bear cuddled last night, it was very romantic.

by magnetic zero February 20, 2011

Bear fists

A thing that happens when you and your homie say the same thing.

Anthony: I hit them with my bear fists.

Smit and John: You have bear fists?

by NikkiQuacks April 23, 2020