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Betaman

A betaman (beta male) has confidence, loyalty, self awareness, emotional intelligence and does not need to prove himself superior to other males (like the alpha does).

In todays age - the betaman (beta male) is a person who people - both males and females are drawn to for their positive energy and gravitas.

A betaman (beta male) is often described (by an 'alpha male') as passive and lacking in confidence and success.
This is a delusional and outdated concept.
Female: "That guy over there - yeh him, the one that just admitted he can be wrong sometimes. He's a betaman. Why can't you be more like him?"

(Alpha Male): "Football, beer, shut up"
by betaman August 8, 2017
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Beeman

A common term given to fancy gentlemen who wear ugly sweaters and drink beast ice. These clowns are typically found trying to swindle beers down at the weathercock and downtown pubs. No flow and bendy joints are associated with these creatures.
"Hey did you see that Beeman fall down last night at Uncle Bob's?"
by Wiggletown Wiggler February 5, 2010
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Bebeman

Example 1:
Random Fr1ck: Hold on a moment, what's your height again?
Random D00d:5'1"
Random Fr1ck:Holy fuck d00d ure a fkin bebeman!

Example 2:
Isa from shiskebab land: Don't test me fucker i'll knock you out!
Coco from cocopops cereal: Tf r u gonna do lmao ure literally the size of a bebeman eggs dee
by Dr.UranusFricker69 June 3, 2020
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Full Bettman

When your hubris leads you to consider an atomic bomb solution to a problem. Normally associated with sports leagues; may apply to Hollywood studio executives. Usually accompanied by a "head up the ass" attitude and general derision for the actual impact on a fanbase.
The 2004-05 NHL lockout. Rather than resolve the problem between owners and the players, the NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman chose to instead try and break the union.

In the end, by cancelling the whole NHL season, the owners got what they wanted, but at the expense of losing their ESPN broadcast contract, being reduced to a third-tier cable channel (Versus), and only gaining 4-network exposure by showing games essentially for free on NBC.

The end result of a "Full Bettman" was the lack of TV exposure leading to a decline from major 4-sport status in the US, falling behind NASCAR and NCAA football and basketball. The eventual byproduct of the casual loss of interest has been failure of NHL southern expansion and, ultimately, possible relocation of teams to Canada.
by Beerguyrob May 6, 2011
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Richard Bateman

An amazing person. Probably the best one you could ever meet! He's kind, loving and funny. He can show every emotion possible and can cheer you up whenever it is needed.

I guarantee it would be impossible for you to fine someone better than him. I count myself as being so very lucky that he is mine and that I am his.
Please be mine for the rest of my life! Marry me? We'll make a family?

I love you so much, Richard Eoin Bateman, it's hard to believe.
Please Richard Bateman, make me the happiest girl in the world!
by YourLorrylu October 19, 2011
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Sam Bateman

The guy who thinks he is the the holy prophet of God but is not
by Billyz April 27, 2022
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Bateman

Batmans retarded cousin. Bateman using his bate-a-rang to catch fish.
sweet throw bateman. Catch them fishes
by Roncoco August 23, 2017
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