bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

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Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

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Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

by Comero February 29, 2004

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a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that

guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std

by aarondanny October 26, 2022

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Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

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