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Beansexual

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual
by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019
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beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC
and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers
by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019
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Barnseyed

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
by Jo Bato August 14, 2011
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Bensalemer

A Person that lives in Bensalem, PA commonly goes to Bensalem High School claims that they are from Philly but if they would go anywhere near Frankford or anywhere in Philly beside then northeast they would cry in there corner listening to PnB rock. You would commonly see them wearing airpods, nike shirts, Adidas track pants, and airforces or

NMDS. If you ever get to look at their phone 70% of the time their screen is cracked and if you ask them how it got cracked they would say "I was doing a wheelie down Street road or Bensalem Blvd and I crashed trying to weave by a semi-truck". They are nic feens, if they see a Juul they will ask to suck the shit out of it and by the time their done the pods empty no matter how full it is. Most of the time you can catch them listening to PnB rock, Lil Baby, Nav, Playboi Carti, Blueface baby, Gunna, and more main stream garbage. If they were rich and had the money they probably would be drapped out in Vlone and off white and their girlfriend will be the princes drapped out head to toe in quotation marks maybe some supreme. Basically a chunk of their brain is just missing.
Look at those bensalemers, Typical bensalem moment.
by Bronzzz July 28, 2019
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Toe beans

Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.

Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.

I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
Awww! What cute toe beans!”
by PerseusJackson425 July 26, 2019
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Holy BEANS

ignore the above definition and here it goes: Holy BEANS is the discord username for an anonymous Irish girl who owns a server and was banned from the Tileman.io discord recently. damn fucking pea ;'(
Holy BEANS:UNMUTE ME
thetechtoot:posts cleavage job porn
pea: BANNED BOI
by thetechtoot May 4, 2020
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Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
by bromp May 10, 2008
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