Em Beihold

Em Beihold is and absolute icon. Em Beihold wrote the hit song "Numb Little Bug", "City of Angels", "Groundhog Day", and many more. HER MUSIC IS THE BEST.

"Have you heard Em Beihold's new song?"
"Yes. It was amazing!"

by Idkbutheyimhere May 4, 2023

We become What We Behold

A game What some youtubers play It looks Nice at first but when your at where the guy with the hat who Comes back Then.... You're Going to see some chaos.

Person 1: Hey I'm bored. Wanna play Something?
Person 2: YES LETS PLAY WE BECOME WHAT WE BEHOLD
Person 1: uhm- ok..

by Rawr..OOF May 8, 2022

beehotch

Fags in prison who like to dress like chicks so they can be on the receiving end and like it.

As per Dr. Evil in "Goldmember":

"...and a couple of beehotches. Why not?"

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

behonka

Another word for someone's butt, especially one which is oversized, prominent, noticeable, or funny-looking. Originally from the Scottish word bahookey. It has about a dozen alternate spellings: bahonka, behonkiss, bohonkus, behonkie, etc.

I have to go cool off, this heat is kicking my behonka.

by artichokehearts September 7, 2007

bercon

What the word "bacon" sounds like when recorded and played in slow motion.

Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.

by sk8bored8 July 10, 2007

Behooves

Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.

What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

by Brittnayyyyyy May 4, 2019

behooves

v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.

by ElBorracho February 23, 2005