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benedict XVI

The reigning Dark Lord of the Sith. Succeeded Darth John Paul in 2005 ABY.
He advocates a return to the true teachings of the Sith religion : mind control and galactic conquest.
He is in frequent conflict with a separatist movement of the Sith Order (Islam).
Based in Korriban, also known as "Rome".
Benedict XVI : Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy. And we shall have peeeeeeace.
by bobo135 December 27, 2007
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Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc
A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.
by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009
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Benedict XVI

The new German Pope. Looks like the evil guy in the cloak from the star wars movies that shoots lightning from his fingers. Coincidence? I think not!
Person 1: That guys look very familiar.
Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!
by Roger DCJ April 24, 2005
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Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
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Benedikt

So beautiful, nice, hot, funny boy who is always making you laugh and who is always by your side. He is always there for you when you need help. He doesn't want To have sth. or want's you To do sth. he is the best. Love!
Just be like Benedikt.
by L.i.l.l.y January 22, 2017
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Hot Tub Benedict

When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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Benedicto

He is the perfect guy to talk to and be around, when he loves someone he try’s he’s best to keep them with him , he cares and is always by your side , and he is so cute
Me and Benedicto had a good day
by Benedicto June 6, 2019
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