Bandsexual

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.

Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.

by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

Bedstache

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

S-Bend

A colloquial expression in english for a toilet

After a hard night on the curry it was time to hit the S-bend

by Massimo Ambrosini June 13, 2008

bandsomes

The baddest gays on discord try them and they will pop you try it bitch

OMGGGG THE BANDSOMES

by 12234_Destiny April 1, 2020

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Hunnid bands

The paper band that wraps a 100 stack of 100's. Hunnid Band is 100 * 100 = $10,000.

Hunnid is just 100.

That car must of cost you at least 4 hunnid bands.

by MysteryDaddy November 26, 2019

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003