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Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.
Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011
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Bentley College

Bentley College is a business school in Waltham, MA. It is mainly an institution for the advancement of wealthy people. Most students are rich and get in a lot easier than the smaller population that is amazingly talented and got scholarships. The campus is completely lacking in diversity besides maybe the Asian population. Putting whiteout over fresh snow does not compare to the whiteness of Bentley.

More importantly, Bentley discriminates on the basis of talent and money. So if you don't have a good amount of either, you are not currently a Bentley student.

The campus has organizations that were made to give students fun things to do and keeps there little minds busy. People make friends of course, although if a job offering came up, they would happily punch their friend in the face to get it.

About once a semester there is some kind of big fundraiser on campus. These are social events where people joke around and pretend they are helping people. They put on their serious face, and then forget why they cared and go party.

Republicans and Democrats make up the political spectrum at Bentley. These are the people that may have important influence on the political life of this country some day, so they are highly propagandized and told not to think. Oh wait, nobody tells them that, but they do it anyways. Some students are good and decent, but many more students are loud, chauvinistic, competitive, and lazy. There idea of working together is teaming up to kick dirt in a poor man's face.
"I want to drink every day and try to do as little work as possible in college. After, I'll just take over my father's business."

"It's simple, just go to Bentley College!"
by Bentley Student July 25, 2008
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Bentley High School

A school located in the lush heart of Lafayette, CA plagued by a plethora of white, spoiled wannabes complete with Mustangs galore and an overall mediocre sports program.

The tuition, a copious amount of money, exceeds the cost of some prestigious private colleges (Note: Students do not necessarily go on to attend prestigious private colleges, except in the case of family legacies/bribery).

While it is true that the school requires an application, somehow the amalgam of dumb blondes present each day does not necessarily justify the need for an application.
Nobody at my school likes me, but my parents happen to own a large oil field, so I will go to Bentley High School.

My teachers told me I was worthless, so I went on to be valedictorian at Bentley High School.
by DonsBlue August 8, 2009
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Bentley

Bestest friend ever. He sees everything on the optimistic side. Beautiful eyes. Sweetest boy in the world. Gets many girls hearts. Adorable laugh. Makes you feel special. Keeps his promise. Cares about you more than anything. Always has your back. Keeps you safe. Wants you to be happy. Makes you laugh, even if you're crying. Never gives up on you. Helps you in tough situations. Athletic. Loves listening to music with you. Introduces you to new music.

If you have a Bentley in your life, keep him.
"He's so caring, his name is-"
"BENTLEY!! That's easy"
by 🔥Brennan🔥 May 19, 2017
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bentley park colleague

this is a school filled with fuck boys and over dramatic white girls and a lot of cook islands. the cook isalands are the scary ones of the school just stay out of their way. pot and weed can also be smoked in the bathrom and behind the quantaf building you just need lot of people.
a bentley park colleague kid just walked in keep an eye on him.
by holafart October 27, 2018
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David Bentley

To strip down to one's underwear and pour a drink over a fellow reveller.

NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
Last night's party was amazing, I managed to do a David Bentley on some hot girl in a tight white t-shirt! And she loved it!
by Bentley Price May 9, 2010
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benjamin bentley

Benjamin Bentley has the longest penis ever known to man and has a great sense of humour. He also knows how to pleasure women really well.
'Wow Benjamin bentley was great last night'
by Adoffhitler June 21, 2017
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