Belsen Bum

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse

Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*

by Sah rah November 6, 2007

belascbro

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.

Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.

by redheads anonymous May 26, 2011

belst

Being well endowed. Being blessed

She heard that Dylan was truly belst

by Belst April 17, 2016

regular Belasko

Someone who does things in a spectacular way. Phrase originally comes from The Great Gatsby; Belasko, apparently, was a Broadway producer in the early 20th Century.

Sue's a regular Belasko, dressing the way she does and fixing the party the way she has.

by Armstrong January 11, 2005

Turn the bells

To re-adjust the position of church bells in order to change tone or pitch, circa 1500 BCE.

The priest needs to turn the bells for the upcoming funeral to get a more sombre tone.

by WhiteLier February 21, 2011

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.

Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018

bells mam

the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.

Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected

by roy January 28, 2005