betty nguyen

Vietnamese-American newsanchor and philanthropist. She started her career in the Dallas area and now works for CNN. Officially the hottest newswoman evar

EVAR

man, did you see betty this morning? she was smokin hot

by Jeff M July 21, 2005

Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Betty ford floater

An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail

She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita

by djfdbf September 3, 2017

Captain Bettypants

Someone who likes to gamble alot.

Dockers at $4.20, what do you think of that Captain Bettypants?

by Medhurst June 28, 2006

Betty Bothways

A female bisexual, interested in males and females equally.

I had no idea she was a Betty Bothways. Thats hot!

by osuspanki February 25, 2006

pull an "ugly betty"

to bring a breath of fresh air and fresh style to Madison Ave.; to take Madison Ave. by storm, and thereby taking America (the country) by storm just like the televison show "Ugly Betty" is taking the ratings by storm. By taking TV ratings by storm, thereby influencing Madison Ave. by storm, thereby storming America.

It is so cool, and about time, to see someone like America (the actor) pull an "Ugly Betty" on Madison Ave.

by ana unum aka queen latrine December 13, 2008

betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007