Sympathy-Beej

Kind of like Pity-Sex, just with a beej (Blowjob). Also can be abbreviated to Symp-Beej.

Since I didn't get to go, she gave me some Sympathy-Beej.

She gave me a symp-beej.

by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010

Milk her for a Beej

when you receive fellatio from a female counterpart, sometimes referred to as "m her for a b"

Dylan: yo what do you think of that girl?
Jake: i think shes hideous and very creepy
Dylan: i agree, but shes really into me, i think i might milk her for a beej
Jake: i see no harm in that

by Tobias Beeler May 17, 2008

Squirrely Beej

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

Coppin' A Beej

Transitive verb. Present and future tenses.

1. A man searching for oral sex at a bar, beach, church, or any place where a social function is occurring.

2. A man having oral sex performed upon his person.

Can also be a used as a past tense verb. "Copped A Beej"

Origin: Midwest United States

1. What are your plans for tonight John?
-Why I'm going to be coppin' a beej at the church social Jim.

2. Adam copped a beej last night from Sally; what a beej champ.

3. I think you're talking about the guido 10 yards away, who's coppin' a beej from some fat girl.

4. You boys don't know the first thing about coppin' a beej.

by Beej master January 21, 2010

haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

heej beej

Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.

by Luois McQueen February 28, 2008

No Beej

Someone you would want a blow job from under any circumstances. Comes from the game Beej, Maybeej, No Beej.

George: What do you think of her?

John: No Beej!

by BistoYeti February 19, 2009