when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.
by dizzzog November 8, 2003
Get the The Beardmug. A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
by gremly June 10, 2011
Get the Beardmug. A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.
"I'll be over in about a beard"
by ritek April 30, 2009
Get the a beardmug. Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy
by poosemon August 2, 2003
Get the The Beardmug. A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).
It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.
It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.
Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!
Player 2: She sure is. :beard:
Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)
Player 2: :beard:
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!
Player 2: She sure is. :beard:
Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)
Player 2: :beard:
by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010
Get the :beard:mug. A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.
What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005
Get the beardsmug. by eldoggo October 24, 2018
Get the By the beardmug.