The Beard

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.

by dizzzog November 08, 2003

Beard

A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.

Bare beard, babe.

by gremly May 17, 2011

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

The Beard

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

by poosemon August 02, 2003

:beard:

A meme created within the forums of mafia death (specifically server 2).

It typically is used as a form of agreement or recognition. May also be used to show satisfaction.

Example 1-
Player 1: Man, Lauren sure is hot!

Player 2: She sure is. :beard:

Example 2-
Player 1: Hey Dave (insert kissy face here)

Player 2: :beard:

by ARandomN00b February 11, 2010

beards

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob

by the_beardly_one January 24, 2005

Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020