beardo

A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).

Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.

by brouhaha May 6, 2011

beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

by adefrenza October 11, 2006

Beardson Beardly

Leader of GamerGate HD and co star of the livestream show "The Weekly Sweat" ( with Fit_And_Hubris and together they call themselves the Ironybros ), also known as The Hetero Gamer or HeteroGamerVey he's gotten infamous among multiple internet circles for his controversial views on women in gaming ( in which he says clearly that women should leave gaming ) and for debating both the right and the left online.

Wow he's almost as cool as Beardson Beardly

Beardson hosts a show called the Weekly Sweat

by ocab May 27, 2018

Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard

Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children

by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018

beardo

Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.

Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.

Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!

(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)

Person 2: He's such a beardo...

by Walter T. Fudge February 22, 2008