Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.

I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Bearded clout

A hairy woman's vagina

I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!

by Jerry hatricks November 2, 2019

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

by engine7 August 17, 2008

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006