cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 21, 2004
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cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.
I just had the most delicious steak in the world!
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Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
by ewan January 03, 2005
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an insult to someone you hate
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a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?
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Cowing

To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.
Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!
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(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)
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