Briggsy World

Theme park in Windsor celebrating the work of superstar gay artist Briggsy. The centrepiece is the Spunktank. This is a replica of Briggsy's most famous work of art, a drained swimming pool filled with Briggsy's jizz.

My favourite bit in Briggsy World is the Spunktank. I stole a pube as a souvenir.

by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006

The Briggs Effect

When you suck at a game so hard that you must destroy the controller so no one has to suffer through watching how terrible you are.

Rosco: Wow, Ben really sucks at this game.
Steph: Yeah, hopefully the Briggs Effect will kick in soon and we won't have to watch this anymore.

by WittyPork January 11, 2013

Dr Bright

A member of the SCP Foundation who is immortal and is only allowed to breathe at the foundation, and not even everywhere. Oh, and he has chainsaw cannons.

Dr Bright, put down your chainsaw cannons!

by Xplayer76 May 4, 2021

midnight bark brigade

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

The Briggs Effect

Being very sore and feeling as if being hit by a bus from raging too hard at a concert or rave.

Man, after thrashing at the show last night, I'm definitely feeling the Briggs Effect.

by jehm faulking January 6, 2013

Briggsycide

An evil pesticide which kills anything from human to amoeba in an instant. Taken from the bare cheek skin of an acne Briggsy

The cornfields were raped bare by briggsycide

by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Briggsy's Kitchen

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009