Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

bausch

when you get in trouble by a sports coach

You got bausched when you scrooged around at practice yesterday.

by Shannon Adams July 22, 2008

Bassjob

Generally a blowjob while listening to dubstep or any other type of electronic music with a heavy modulated bass line.

Guy 1: I really love dubstep...
Guy 2: I really love dubstep blowjobs...
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Bassjobs are the best!

by Derp Jerky September 12, 2011

baus

a person who does extreme acts that is often for the goods and benefits of the community. A baus is also similiar to a legend.
(a word used to show respect)

Sarah: Did you hear about how Jacob spent time to help out those children in Africa?
Mark: Yeah, he stayed there for over two months giving food and building shelter. What a baus!!
Sarah: I agree, he should be enlisted in the hall of fame.

by respectarmy August 4, 2017

Bausen's Law

10 deaths = win
good KDA = lose

*open stream*

*typing in chat* " 0/10, yup this is guy trolling"
*get permanently banned for not reading Bausen's Law tsk tsk*

by forsencdguyisreal June 12, 2023

Baus

cool, chiller, anything you want

Your a huge baus. We are all huge fuckin bauses.

by baus baus September 3, 2011

DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE

A Beast Ass Dj Who Everyone Wishes They Were

Man I Wish I Was DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE

by Brownie! AKA Da BAUSE! December 27, 2011