1. The boss, except way more awesome. 2. Someone who regularly does something incredible and owns at practically everything. 3. Proven winner.
Dude, Lance scored 70 points last night on his way to a triple double and nailed two cheerleaders at halftime while the coach gave them a pep talk.
I know man, Lance is the bause.
I know man, Lance is the bause.
by OT247 May 19, 2011
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Ey BaUSe!
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Get the DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE mug.Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).
That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).
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"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"
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