Bause 

1. The boss, except way more awesome. 2. Someone who regularly does something incredible and owns at practically everything. 3. Proven winner.

Dude, Lance scored 70 points last night on his way to a triple double and nailed two cheerleaders at halftime while the coach gave them a pep talk.

I know man, Lance is the bause.

Bause by OT247 May 19, 2011

Bause 

A compound of barium uranium and selenium which represents the coolest person in the world. It is also the transcription of the term used by Pink Guy to describe everyone.

Ey BaUSe!

Bause by BaUSe123 March 18, 2017

Bause 

just another way to call you mates

"sup bause"
"Not much man"

Bause by A big tree made of chicken May 21, 2018

DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE 

A Beast Ass Dj Who Everyone Wishes They Were

Man I Wish I Was DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE

DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE by Brownie! AKA Da BAUSE! December 27, 2011

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Bausen's Law 

According to Thebausffs' "Bausen's Law", in League of Legends, every plate is a kill and every turret two kills.

"So I'm 2/4.. But i took four plates, plus the turret.. So, according to Bausen's Law, I'm actually 8/4 would you look at that"

Bausen's Law by trwygon April 7, 2023

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018