Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014
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She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
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"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."
"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
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Friend : " Bro. 2012 was when the Mayans predicted the world would end, sure it didn't... But have we ever felt alive since?"
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A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?
The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?
The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
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db "mate i'd say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants "
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