Epic Batter

An explanation whereby the enjoyability and longevity of an event/situation is increased exponentially by the inclusion of an unforeseen factor or person.

Dude - I was getting laid, but it was pretty average. But then her mom turned up and wanted in, then it was epic batter

by rockoroll June 12, 2011

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.

She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.

by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008

ding batter

used in the "down east" community meaning tourist or some one not from around here

that yankee is a ding batter

by erin piner April 28, 2008

Border Batter

The condition whereby one experiences massive gastrointestinal explosions of gas and liqui-shit after consuming too much food from Taco Bell.

John made a run for the border with a late night Taco Bell visit. He paid the price the next day when the 4 bean burritos he ate came back out as Border Batter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2009

Brooklyn Batter

When someone attempts to give a "Vinny Caruso" and fails, the Brooklyn batter is said to appear from the trunk of a '96 Chevy Caprice with a baseball bat and straighten things out.

After getting a blumpkin from a girl, I tried to give a girl the Vinny Caruso but I didn't have enough gas left, so the Brooklyn Batter came out and took his revenge on me off 26th and Douchebag

by MikeDfromDaBlock March 1, 2009

flange batter

pussy juice or female ejaculate

I went down on her and got her flange batter all over my chops

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004