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by EpicGamesDev5 October 17, 2018
Get the Finnley Barlow mug.A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.
Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.
by a person with morals January 2, 2012
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Full of skets and fuck boys. Deadest school in England. FEATURES MISS JACKIE CHAN. Says Outstanding but really is requires improvement
by TheFinesser December 27, 2018
Get the Bartley Green School mug.Calling someone a "Nathan Barley" means there a bit of a c*nt to put it simply. There waste there money of independent expensive trendy clothes, ONLY listen to underground music, attempt to imitate "Banksy" (See Banksy) and think there the king of urban "cool" (Just like the Nathan Barley from the show.)
East London is the spawning point of "Nathan Barleys."
East London is the spawning point of "Nathan Barleys."
by Jazz Maverick May 23, 2006
Get the Nathan Barley mug.Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 21, 2009
Get the Jed Bartles mug.It is like shop lifting but you steal things from a bar instead of a shop. You usually steal things like an ash tray or a cool shot glass. It is usually unnoticed and if noticed you usually don't get punished.
On the phone...
Amber: Hey Dick. How's it goin'?
Dick: I'm cool Am. I barlifted this cool martini glass. You wanna trade with you lucky strike ash tray?
Amber: Barlifting is cool.
Dick: Cool.
Amber: Hey Dick. How's it goin'?
Dick: I'm cool Am. I barlifted this cool martini glass. You wanna trade with you lucky strike ash tray?
Amber: Barlifting is cool.
Dick: Cool.
by Ismail Kanzik December 27, 2008
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1. A girl who, through choice, won't let just anyone fall for her and doesn't give herself in any way, shape or form to just anyone (or at least, not while she's in high school). Quite a low-key character who doesn't dress to impress others.
NEUTRAL
1. An American CCM group consisting of 3 sisters, all of whom share the surname.... ummm.... Barlow. Written without a space between the words Barlow and Girl.
NEGATIVE
1.(n)A girl who won't even breathe in the general direction of a boy (Of course they're NEVER gay *rolls eyes*) no matter how much she likes him UNLESS SHE'S MARRIED OR ELSE SHE WILL GO TO HELL. Unhealthily obsessed with purity.
2. Used to describe an item of clothing that is considered either hideously dowdy and consevative or not revealing or trashy enough for one's tastes.
1. A girl who, through choice, won't let just anyone fall for her and doesn't give herself in any way, shape or form to just anyone (or at least, not while she's in high school). Quite a low-key character who doesn't dress to impress others.
NEUTRAL
1. An American CCM group consisting of 3 sisters, all of whom share the surname.... ummm.... Barlow. Written without a space between the words Barlow and Girl.
NEGATIVE
1.(n)A girl who won't even breathe in the general direction of a boy (Of course they're NEVER gay *rolls eyes*) no matter how much she likes him UNLESS SHE'S MARRIED OR ELSE SHE WILL GO TO HELL. Unhealthily obsessed with purity.
2. Used to describe an item of clothing that is considered either hideously dowdy and consevative or not revealing or trashy enough for one's tastes.
POSITIVE:
Wow, Barlow Girls are really rare these days. Good on her for not putting out or dressing like a slag.
NEUTRAL: BarlowGirl have a new album out called Love & War.
NEGATIVE 2:Mum: "Em, have a look at this" (This being - for example - a taupe-coloured shapeless dress with a cowl neck and long sleeves)
Me: "EURGH! That's the sort of thing a Barlow Girl woud wear!"
Wow, Barlow Girls are really rare these days. Good on her for not putting out or dressing like a slag.
NEUTRAL: BarlowGirl have a new album out called Love & War.
NEGATIVE 2:Mum: "Em, have a look at this" (This being - for example - a taupe-coloured shapeless dress with a cowl neck and long sleeves)
Me: "EURGH! That's the sort of thing a Barlow Girl woud wear!"
by _:_:_ November 22, 2009
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