Baetoria

a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤

Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.

by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Bathrobe Dwane

A live streamer that’s soul purpose is to play racist songs and act like they are not racist and benefit from that. The streamer makes money by acting silly when a racist song plays as well as creating emotes that can be used in a racist way. These type of streamers also have a bad hairline and typically play old school runescape.

Did you see bathrobe dwane streaming today? He made another $50 off playing those racist songs

by ScrubMyDaughtersDick June 14, 2018

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

cat in the bathroom

Euphemism for having sex. You don't want your cat staring you down in the middle of the act, so you put them in the bathroom.

"Did you hear? Kathy and Derek put the cat in the bathroom last night!"

by NorthernNovice January 15, 2014

school bathroom

gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SMELLS SO BAD!

by WeWillAllDieSoon October 29, 2019

family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.

Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.

by hi9853 September 24, 2008