batmanwiner1234

Guy who is obsessed with kreekcraft and uses the term "didn't ask" too fucking much, he should stop before somebody fucking breaks his neck.

Batmanwiner1234: don't care, didn't ask

Guy: I could care less if you "didn't ask" . The world does not revolve around you, I don't fucking know you, nor are you any importance to anyone's life. Your girlfriend cheated on you, left you, and took all your money, but I see it's totally not your fault, since you are so cool.

by BtweetRulz January 1, 2021

Batfacing

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

by Cholohackett March 16, 2022

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021

batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009

Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.

"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009

bamazing

something that is bad ass and amazing and you don't know what to call it so you call it bamazing...

i had a bamazing time last night drinking it up at the battered beaver.

by hannah grace hernandez July 10, 2011

Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014