A baster

A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

Sea basterd

A sea like basterd

You sea basterd

by BigIanDries June 1, 2018

rapscallion basterd

A funny ass British slang

shut the fuck up you rapscallion basterd

by Frxsty HZ December 20, 2021

Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009

bastette

A female bastard.

"You're a real bastette, Jane."

"And you're a real bastard, Joe."

by skierscott February 23, 2009

turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Basteria

1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.

"Basteria", he screamed as I kicked over all of his books.

by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007