balango man

A real, suave motherfucker; someone who knows how to go out in style.

"Aw shit, you see Raphael and his new pimped out car? That cat's so cool, a real balango man."

by aaron May 9, 2003

fair and balanced

A media term. An ideal which all newspapers, TV stations and other media should aspire too. This means giving equal air time column inches etc to all sides of the arguement. However in the world of commercial media cartels this ideal is sacrificed on the alter of the profit margin, political influence and self interest.

These days to gain a fair and balanced view of current events it is best to source your news from a number of different sources that offer as wider range of opinions as possible and make your own mind up.

Newscaster "Do you think this war is the correct course of action?"
Man A "Yes blah blah blah"
Man B "No Blah Blah blah"
Station owner "Man A is backed by our major sponsers, ignore man B"

by black flag May 29, 2004

fair and balanced

Right wing euphamism for news slanted toward the now, neoconservative point of view. Originated from Fox News slogan.

If you say something O'Reilly disagrees with, he either shouts you down or cuts your mic. "Fair and balanced", my ass...

by surlyboi May 29, 2004

Ballang

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.

Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!

by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009

Bastand

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

by kayelz December 30, 2011

balanje

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”

rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE

by fuck lp November 7, 2019

fair and balanced

A slogan used by FOX news in a sarcastic sense, knowing full well that they are neither fair nor balanced, but rather simply a chairleader for the right wing agenda.

Tonight on FOX news, a fair and balanced report on how great George W. Bush is and how simply marvelous it was that we went to war with Iraq.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 28, 2004