Bavarian Tea Party

Essentially tea-bagging with beer in your mouth.

When you lean your head back and gargle beer while a guy comes up from behind you to dip his balls into your mouth.

"I got wasted at a party and had a Bavarian Tea Party with this guy whose name I can't remember."

by Scandinavian Welfare States December 1, 2009

Bavarian High-Ho

1. Sexual intercourse involving rubbing the penis between a woman's breasts (preferably voluptuous) until ejaculation, leaving her with a 'Pearl necklace' (see def.)

2. The above-described actions supplemented by fellatio. Oh yeah!

Your mom was over last night and we did a bit of the ole' Bavarian High-Ho! I left a tip on the nightstand.

by Kluver-Bucy December 22, 2003

Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005

Bavarian Fireman

The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)

Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.

by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011

Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

by Nige March 31, 2004

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.

Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.

by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015