A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. Turkish hairy man thot
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
Example 1
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE
Example 2
1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!
Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
by Breadnigga January 21, 2019
Get the Barismug. a person who can be both quiet and quirky,mellow and loud,funny and serious,Bari is a mix of many things. But mostly good. You can see him either lost in his own thoughts or having fun almost doing nothing with his friends. Many might be awed by his personality,or might even end up having a crush on him. What most people might miss out about him is his vulnerability. If you look closer you can see the most purest soul alive in his eyes. at least that's what I've assumed about him from the limited interaction I've had with him.
there are multiple meanings for the name Bari. the creator themself being one of it. it can also mean someone who is free from any sin. While the Bari I know might not be these,he sure has multiple things about him that makes you love him. If you are reading this,hope you know already who I'm.
oh and there's this pak song called Baari sung by Momina Mumtehsan. well that means a Window. it's a Punjabi word I guess.
there are multiple meanings for the name Bari. the creator themself being one of it. it can also mean someone who is free from any sin. While the Bari I know might not be these,he sure has multiple things about him that makes you love him. If you are reading this,hope you know already who I'm.
oh and there's this pak song called Baari sung by Momina Mumtehsan. well that means a Window. it's a Punjabi word I guess.
by guessmynameonlyifyouwantto! November 22, 2021
Get the Barimug. she's harti bari
by Bobbystrurrew June 21, 2023
Get the Harti Barimug. Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
by bluestinger66 January 7, 2024
Get the Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembomug. by Clitsle-blower May 7, 2024
Get the Mohammed Barimug. by jensasdj May 8, 2018
Get the Barismug.