Beef Barnacles

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.

The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

barnacle-head

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)

"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."

by TheBrad June 27, 2007

cunt barnacle

female version of genital warts

Hey man you get with Lisa?

Naw, that bitch had the cunt barnacles.

Oh so nasty!

by K.N.N. March 29, 2009

Barnacle Head

Barnacle head is a term used by Spongebob's gang and is technically a swear word in Bikini Bottom.

Hey barnacle head. You suck ass

by Clover395 June 1, 2020

barnacle script

A stand-alone software module that can be slapped onto an existing application to enhance it's function or performance.

This is typically a JavaScript file that can be linked in a vanilla web page to add -- at load time -- Rich Internet Application (RIA) behaviors to the existing UI controls.

A "pefect" barnacle would be effective without any other changes to the web page code (but would allow incremental additions of attributes to customize the behavior).

I found a smart-table barnacle script we can stick on our web page to make those tables sortable and filterable.

I wrote a calendar barnacle that automatically converts any input box with class="date" to a calendar picker field.

by jfkelley June 16, 2009

barnik

A person who's entire personality is soccer.

Man, all this person talks about is soccer. He's definitely a barnik.

by UrbanBark October 10, 2021

Bernicism

A way of organizing the kingdom in which the queen (aka Bernice) is in control of all the citizens in the kingdom. They must agree and follow the rules of Bernicism.

Bernicism is the ideology of Bernice Party ruling the Bernice Kingdom.

Codymator is the lead opposer of Bernicism.

by yooo_487 January 13, 2023