Barney

Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"

Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

by the lobster king June 2, 2010

Barney

Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

by Sailor Star February 21, 2005

Barney

A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there!!

Timmy: I'M SCARED!!!!!

Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard!!!!!!!

by imnotreallysure69 December 28, 2008

Barney

Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!

"AH! BARNEY!! "

by #n00b October 14, 2018

barney

a ugly ass dinosaur that haunts kids dreams

friend : hey jim did you see barney ?

jim : oh you mean that ugly ass dinosaur ?
friend : yeah

by charliebean4 January 11, 2020

Barney

The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.

Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...

by Admiral Justin April 2, 2003

barney

"Cute Purple Dinosaur". Synonym for Satan.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Roman Numerals are C (100), V (5), V (5), L (50), D (500), I (1), V (5)

Add them all up, and it's 666.

Barney=Satan

by ~Dee Dee~ January 6, 2009