bardownski

The act of shooting the puck or soccer ball at the net and it hits cross bar and goes bar down

"It doesn't count if you don't go bardownski"

by Kingloui June 13, 2016

Bardledoo

To masturbate.

Guy 1: So I was up into the bardledoo, and my woman walks in and starts telling me to save the baby gravy.
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Dinah Sores July 20, 2009

bardog

habitual daily drinker at a bar, may or may not fit into the bar clique crowd, but usually does; and gets most of their daily gossip from the other bardogs.

Bardog "x" dog sits down at bar and orders a drink, says "how you doin" to bardog "y" ; Y tells him everything from who is fuc...who to who wipes their ass the wrong way.

by gergeis January 11, 2009

bardot

An amazing girl who knows exactly what’s going on at all times and has a great personality as well as looks.

Wow, she truly is a bardot.

by G0rl October 29, 2018

Bardolatry

1. When a person, frequently a teacher, refers to Shakespeare as if he's God.

2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.

'Shakespeare is the greatest writer ever. He literally changed the way we all look at the world.'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'

by terrytibbs April 3, 2008

Bardsexual

Bardsexual is for people who love the Bard and of course, do the Bard. For Barding a Bard may actually be harmful to a fellow Bard, but that just makes being a Bard more Bardful.

“I love Bard.”
“Then you must be Bardsexual.”

by Anonymous Mate.247 February 10, 2022

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 8, 2004