Ghetto Banking

When you choose to handle all financial transactions at the ATM instead of EVER actually setting foot inside the bank. This can include multiple withdrawals and deposits from various ATM's.

The bank was closed, but Tom didn't care because he could just deposit his check and move funds around via ghetto banking.

by @bigsammy610 May 31, 2018

Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.

Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.

by TMBTenor December 30, 2010

Phone Banking

The College Republican codeword for masturbating.

We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."

by hillHouse April 6, 2011

snow banking

the act of fucking in a snow bank

"Me and that girl were wasted and we started snow banking"

by littlerobinson75 February 9, 2009

piggy banking

The act of aggressively inserting a nickel into ones anus with your thumb, until it is completely out of sight.

“Dude, my dad walked in while I was piggy banking my girlfriend.”
“Gimme the ol’ piggy bank the stank!”

by Roy Rutherford July 26, 2019

table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

by Melissa Young April 25, 2006

Saddle Banking

Saddle banking is the act of having a man/woman sit on your dick and spin around.

Sally and I were saddle banking all night long, we used an entire bottle of lube.

by rtbt December 20, 2014