Fair Trade Lip Balm

When your lip balm transfers to the lips of who you are kissing.

So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.

It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.

by CherryP February 27, 2010

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Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

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lip balm

A Japanese person.

"You're lip balm, right?"

by realbunny October 3, 2022

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Balm

Balm is used by Bloods, and the word basically means Calm, but with a B.

Homie, u really balm today fo a guy who got slighted.

by PaladinTheCrusader January 6, 2017

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Virginia lip balm

After making truffle butter, ( anal jucies + pussy jucies + male cum = truffle butter) remove dick. Smear truffle buttered dick across the girls lips. Now she has her own VA lip balm.

Her lips looked a little dry after we got done fucking. So I gave her some Virginia lip balm.

by SinC3re April 22, 2015

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