balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface September 1, 2005

Ballooning

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"

i wonder if she is into Ballooning

by bansky April 15, 2008

Balloons

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004

Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.

Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.

by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010

balloons

the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana

My eyelids weigh 100 balloons

by Julie Handcock December 14, 2007

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020