Balltits

used towards someone who does not have their chill under control, or like basically telling someone to calm down; a combination of the phrases “i’m just busting your balls” and “calm your tits.” balltits.

guy 1: yo dude why the heck would you do that
guy 2: hey man i was just playing. balltits bro
guy 1: okay yeah i guess it’s not that big of a deal

by Jay-Lyn October 23, 2020

Ballpit Sebbing

(verb)
To Ballpit Seb:
To remain in a state of childish wonder, and possibly in denial, while holding a no thoughts head empty expression.

The equivalent of the 😀 emoji.

"Hey, heard you failed your test. You okay?"

"Idk bro I'm just Ballpit Sebbing."

by milfluvr.rawr March 27, 2021

Balljitsu

A form of Japanese jujitsu where jitsu masters use their balls to enhance all their power into fighting. It is a tradition for men to swing their balls to extract their full potential.

Hey Frank, wanna do some Balljitsu before soccer practice?

by Danny_ July 7, 2021

Ballditioner

When you place a bottle of cold water between legs to cool off your balls

Man its flaming hot out here, i need ballditioner asap

by stxckhaze June 8, 2022

Ballgina

When a dog is neutered so the ball sack looks like coochie flaps.

“I just got my dog neutered”

“He has a ballgina now..”

by miss ballgina April 28, 2023

Ballpitted

The act of getting three ballsacks shoved in your gaping ballpit (aka mouth)

Pass the chapstick I need to get prepared to be ballpitted

by BALLPITMASTER December 14, 2025

Schwetty Ballsitis

The moist build up that occurs between the leg and the testicles on a hot summer day.

Its so damn hot out side, I have a bad case of the Schwetty Ballsitis.

by Jelqman911 March 27, 2009