fake bakery

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

by Terrørist July 15, 2010

backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.

Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"

by jordynbest December 24, 2009

Dutch Bakery

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.

"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"

by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

Pastriez Bakery

A cool ass game on roblox. The community is soo fun 🤩 im an MR ther😼

I work at Pastriez Bakery! It’s so fun.
Trainings are stating soon at Pastriez Bakery.

by Bananaeateryum October 7, 2020

bosnian bakery

A variation on the dutch oven where you defecate in the bed while your significant other is present. Upon defecation, the sheets are then held over your significant other so they are trapped in an air bubble to fully "enjoy" the smell of the feces.

"I discovered the bosnian bakery when accidentally I let some feces fly when cranking a fart extremely hard for a dutch oven"

"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"

by protocoldroid April 27, 2006

Bakery Fresh

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.

Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!

by assphobia September 23, 2010

Detroit bakery

In the act of taking shit from your own butt hole and putting it in someone else's butt hole, then butt fucking them

I Christian Ellis gave you a Detroit bakery last night while you were sleeping

by Nuttsack69 October 18, 2011