Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

Love balloons

Condoms

by IronCamel September 1, 2003

balloonatic

Someone who has a baloon fetish, the act of sexual relations involving a balloon, these including hugging and stroking the balloon as well as the act of the popping the balloon

Balloonatics enjoy videos of women who sit on balloons to pop them

by Billistic March 19, 2005

Balloons

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.

Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!

by Cattlerider January 7, 2017

Balloon animal

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

by VKS April 14, 2014

Bailmoxy

An alternate word for "mailbox", used by people who struggle to pronounce the word.

*phone rings and there's no answer*
"You've reached the bailmoxy of Nick Lyons, please leave a message."

by Savanna99 August 1, 2018

thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017