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backboarding

A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
by Dr. Brown Wrist June 7, 2009
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Bacabin

An alternative to the word awesomeness. To make sure that people don't know you're telling them they're awesome.
Fizman has bacabin
You got no bacabin
by fizman12345 January 12, 2011
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backbrain

The repository of knowledge one retains but doesn't realize one has until such knowledge is necessary in a given situation (e.g. recalling the name/face of an old acquaintance/friend/girlfriend)
"I was walking to work and some guy asked me where I went to school; I thought he was a creep until my backbrain kicked in and I realized we lived on the same floor freshman year."

"I couldn't figure out why she slapped me until my backbrain kicked in and I remembered that I slept with her best friend a few years back."
by F_Oxford June 19, 2014
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Backboard

The part of the basketball hoop that the ball hit before the hoop
by Rollerskatingqueen July 19, 2016
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BachBeeMu

Short person that likes to keyboard spam and saying "besties" and "shawties"
"Do you know BachBeeMu?"
"You mean the person that goes JSJSJSSJJ?"
by orang'd November 17, 2021
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Over The Backboard

When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
by heyhobobbyjoe July 19, 2010
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No Backbone

A true example of a coward, One who often backs out of things and rarely shows they have any balls; you can also refer to someone with no backbone as a pile of goop (if any human didn't really have a backbone, they would simply be a pile of goop)
ME: Hey, can you go upstairs and get my keys?
brother: NO I CANT I'LL BE LATE FOR MY HOT DATE!!!
ME: Aww, you have no fucking backbone

father: Son, are you gunna go on the roller coaster?
son: No! I'm too afraid. I'm gunna go on the kitty roller coaster.
father: Son, you my friend have no backbone

sergeant: WHERES PRIVATE WILSON!
private no.2: Umm, he went home sergeant. He had asthma.
sergeant: Wilson just had no backbone the coward.

ME: YOU DIDN'T GO UP TO HER AND GET HER NUMBER? KID SHE WAS DIGGIN' YOU...YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE
by Richard A. Nuzzo March 29, 2010
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