backhoe

Clingy and/or obsessive significant other

Person: His girlfriend is so clingy dude
Other: Yeah she's a backhoe

by bus54 January 30, 2015

Backteria

Any type of back injury.

I lifted something heavy and got Backteria.

by marlboroman311 January 27, 2011

backteria

The back of a cafeteria.

The prom committee held a pizza party in the backteria at lunch to celebrate a successful weekend.

by kilbdo June 1, 2009

Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.

Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

by Aaron's Real-Fake Dictionary May 2, 2015

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

BackHoe

A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!

He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!

He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!

by Shenanigans & Bananagins September 20, 2018