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asphyxocute

to be deprived of air while also being shocked with large amounts of electricity
He was drowning in his bathtub and then a toaster fell in, thus the ME declared that the man was asphyxocuted.
by Nigel Peppercock April 25, 2013
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roboerotic asphyxiation

A rubber-handed robot that chokes you out for sexual pleasure. Mostly utilized by rich virgins, the deeply religious and various holy individuals too pure for sexual contact with a human. Not to be confused with Autorobotic Asphyxiation.
Robot Overlord: "Initiating Roboerotic Asphyxiation."
Man:
by Kim Jong Real February 4, 2014
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asphyxiwanker

A Tottenham fan...because they like to choke at the vital point....
We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...
by Westhamdickie May 29, 2016
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Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.
Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.
by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009
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autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.
John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.
by Kelly February 4, 2004
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Lil Alphy

Lil Alphy, the twin of lil richy
Lil richy is more evil then lil alphy and nobody ever knows which one is which
Ryan: hey Iil richy
lil alphy: umm I’m lil Alphy you dumb bitch
by JumboJuice69420 October 6, 2019
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asphyxifuck

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Or not breathing so much when youre fucking.
"Yeah, that guy from Kung-Fu died asphyxifucking."
by S. H. Panda July 27, 2009
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