only douchebags wear axe
by Mr. B0jangles. February 15, 2014
A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
by Kitten Rae August 2, 2006
1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
by DizzyLizzy November 18, 2006
by nitro November 5, 2003
Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
by MikeDaSloth August 17, 2007
such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .
person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.
by cuuire May 30, 2021
a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths
by big poppa April 23, 2005