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autocorrectitis

A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.
-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
by AuD14 September 7, 2013
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Autocorrecting

When you are talking or telling a story and someone in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting grammar mistakes or details about your story.

For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”

Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.
Sophia if you don’t stop autocorrecting me I’m gonna knock you out.

Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
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Autocorrect

A manipulative, controlling, loser… with Parental issues… “parental control software on Real Life”
“Go Duck Yourself, Autocorrect.”
by ThatMauricio December 31, 2021
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autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing
“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory
by Mima is real March 19, 2023
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Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
by DJradiotic February 7, 2020
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Autocorrect

Dirty-minded 13 year old that likes to change texts to either something sexual or something about death.
An example of autocorrect's effects
"Good news, grandma is homosexual!"
Uh...what?
"Homo hot lips"
"Hot tulips"
"I am getting fisted now"
by Wubbyzvat April 10, 2023
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A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense
Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll
by an idiot October 5, 2020
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